Retirement Quotes

Funny Retirement Quotes

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice as much husband for half as much money.

My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law.

Inspirational Retirement Quotes

Often when you think you’re at the end of something, you’re at the beginning of something else.

And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

Living each day as if it were your last doesn’t mean your last day of retirement on a remote island. It means to live fully, authentically and spontaneously with nothing being held back.

I’m NOT Retiring Quotes

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

I need to retire from retirement.

I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make-up box.